The Internet’s a big place. There are at least 100 different sites out there! How will you ever find the time to sift through the dregs for the funniest macros, the awesomest pictures, the interestingest lists? You can’t. It’s impossible. Don’t try.
Instead, let Jet Wolf do it for you. Here’s the week’s worth of random shit that I took the trouble to bookmark, just for you.
Finding Casablanca. If it were around today and you were meeting someone there but didn’t know how to find it, you might come across something a bit like this.
Sue’s Corner. The best thing about Glee isn’t the dance numbers or the songs or even Kurt though I do sort of love him. It is undeniably Sue Sylvester (played by the brilliant Jane Lynch). Glee returns in a few weeks and to whet the appetite comes this. Even if you don’t watch the show — even if you hate the show — you should watch this.
Geek, Nerd, Dork..? Get confused between which is which? Venn diagrams make everything easier.
Scott Pilgrim vs. The World. This set the Internet alight when it was released earlier this week, but on the off chance you haven’t watched this trailer yet, I shove it under your fingernail like a piece of sharpened bamboo. Of awesome. I want to see this movie so badly I would invent a time machine and cut out my eyeball to send them into the future if I wasn’t afraid I’d wind up with some kind of Jeff Goldblumesque catastrophe. Eyefly? Flyballs? Whatever, watch this trailer.
Eating Off the People’s Princess. This site manages to strike just the right balance of disrespect and … food. Did you know that needed to be balanced? Well it does. This site is worth it for the horrible dreadful puns alone.
All the best tech. You only wish you were as cool as this guy.
The funniest beer commercial ever. Or so it claims. I’m not sure if it’s the funniest ever but it would probably rank.