Lost kept getting in my way and shit. But it is over now and I have two weeks worth of backed-up inks for you magnificent bastards.
The Internet’s a big place. There are at least 100 different sites out there! How will you ever find the time to sift through the dregs for the funniest macros, the awesomest pictures, the interestingest lists? You can’t. It’s impossible. Don’t try.
Instead, let Jet Wolf do it for you. Here’s today’s dose of random shit that I took the trouble to bookmark, just for you.
Good Morning, Kitty. How do mornings feel? Something like this, only with far less cute.
A record groove magnified 1000x times. That’s it. That’s all this page is. And it’s awesome.
Lord Caine. This probably isn’t as funny if you’re not as familiar with the CSI: Miami meme, but … well it’s still funny, just not to you.
WTF Should I Make For Dinner? Simple, direct, and NSFW (language). Beautiful in its simplicity, and actually useful!
Schoolyard fights can take on a whole new dimension, depending on the combatants.
Game Over. See if Facebook were like this I might use it more.
Don’t judge him until you’ve read the whole story.
The Greatest News Lede. Poor Steve. Civil War hit him hard.
Ignore Stephen Baldwin. There was apparently a crusade of sorts to save Stephen Baldwin. I don’t know why. I don’t care. This was done in response to that. I like it much, much better.
Meet the Sloths. This is a short video with footage shot at a sloth sanctuary in Costa Rica. It is also one of the most aww-inspiring things you will see this year.
Happy in Paraguay. Reading lips can be fun. It’s amazing what you can see, once you throw actual conversation and logic to the wolves. (NSFW language, so make sure to wear headphones if you’re checking this one out on the company dime.)
And there appears to be a whole series of them, as some friends and I discovered this weekend: check out DJO’s YouTube uploads. I’m tired of Crazy Train.