Jun 222011
 
Rogue (fuck yeah!) logo

When I picked up my first X-Men comic back in the 80s, I quickly realized one thing: Rogue is bloody awesome. It is truth. It is law.

Every week I will share with you a moment, a panel, a scene, that proves it.

Because: Rogue. FUCK YEAH.


Due to injuries suffered many many issues ago, Rogue is currently powerless. She and Gambit took time off to heal and settled in that most rare of places, a town that’s mutant-friendly. So of course it’s only a matter of time before all that goes to shit.

Bad Things start happening around the town, and a group of unruly kids with super powers are beating the everloving fuck out of everything that moves. Rogue doesn’t take kindly to this behaviour.

X-Treme #33: Mutant Gangs think they're so cool.

This was your one and only opportunity to say 'No ma'am. Sorry ma'am.'

Being upstanding citizens, they of course realize the error of their ways.

X-Treme #33: We're the baddest of the bad!

You made fun of her accent. IT IS ON NOW BITCHES.

The woman’s fought Juggernaut and the Brotherhood and the Hellfire Club and Sentinels but sure YOU are the baddest of the bad, got it.

X-Treme #33: Rogue's skeptical.

Yeah, and she looks real scared of you too.

How do the kids react? How else can they react?

X-Treme #33: ....sorry?

OHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCK

ABJECT TERROR. But she’s not done yet.

X-Treme #33: Ideas in need of correcting.

You think you do. You are wrong.

You’ve made her stand up. There’s no turning back now.

X-Treme #33: Class is in session you little bastards.

Lesson One: How far up your ass can I get my boot?

Rogue. Facing a dozen violent mutant gangbangers without a single power to her name and intimidating the shit out of them. FUCK YEAH.

From X-Treme X-Men #33 by Chris Claremont and Igor Kordey.

  • BunnyM

    Kids, she is about to lay down such a level of ass-kicking on you fools even the Shi’ar Imperial Guard are going to be wincing and feeling sorry for you.

    Juggy, OTOH, is probably going to hurt himself laughing at you.

    Hope your health insurance is paid up. Though, really, what insane HMO would cover ‘Righteous Beating By A Temporarily Unpowered Member of the X-Men’?